Hello guys,
Recently i stumbled on some Linux hater and he told me some, well i have to say, funny jokes which are mostly based on some old prejudices but that is life :) I guess Linux fans are fighting with that all the time. So in this post i will put 10 jokes from each perspective - Linux user and Windows user. :) Be honest and tell which is the best. :) Here are some good old Linux jokes since there are no new ones because Linux is serious OS now :D
Jokes on how Linux user sees Windows:
1. Q: What did the Ivy League graduate student do after reading a box that said "Windows Vista or better"
A: He installed Linux!
2. Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
3. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
4. Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
5. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
6. Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
7. Q: How many Microsoft engineers do you need to replace a broken light-bulb?
A: None, Microsoft will standardize the darkness in such cases!
8. Being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new doors, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed...
9. Never go for Windows airlines. When you are in situation to open your parachute, you will get a message "Do you wish to open the parachute? Yes No".
Are you sure? Yes/No.
Parachute needs permission to continue. Allow/Ignore/Cancel.
10. After a long night, Bill Gates and his wife woke up with smiles on their faces. His wife remarked: "Oh Bill! Now I know why you named your company MICRO-SOFT!"
Some cool comics from www.xkcd.com
Some vides too:
Recently i stumbled on some Linux hater and he told me some, well i have to say, funny jokes which are mostly based on some old prejudices but that is life :) I guess Linux fans are fighting with that all the time. So in this post i will put 10 jokes from each perspective - Linux user and Windows user. :) Be honest and tell which is the best. :) Here are some good old Linux jokes since there are no new ones because Linux is serious OS now :D
Jokes on how Linux user sees Windows:
1. Q: What did the Ivy League graduate student do after reading a box that said "Windows Vista or better"
A: He installed Linux!
2. Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
3. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
4. Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
5. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
6. Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
7. Q: How many Microsoft engineers do you need to replace a broken light-bulb?
A: None, Microsoft will standardize the darkness in such cases!
8. Being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new doors, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed...
9. Never go for Windows airlines. When you are in situation to open your parachute, you will get a message "Do you wish to open the parachute? Yes No".
Are you sure? Yes/No.
Parachute needs permission to continue. Allow/Ignore/Cancel.
10. After a long night, Bill Gates and his wife woke up with smiles on their faces. His wife remarked: "Oh Bill! Now I know why you named your company MICRO-SOFT!"
Jokes on how Windows user sees Linux:
1. Q: What's the difference between an Linux and a virus?
A: A virus does something.
2. Q: How do you know you are using Linux?
A: Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!
3. If Linix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question.
4. The scariest thing about Jurassic Park was that the control systems were Unix.
5. Three friends, Bill, Steve, and Linus, walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they would like to drink. Bill orders a basic beer, Steve orders an expensive imported draft, and Linus gets a glass of water. Bill and Steve are confused by this and ask why Linus doesn't want a drink.
He responds, "Don't you see? This water is free. I'll be able to go to my baker friend to get yeast, a farmer friend to get hops, and another friend has got a brewery. Together, we can turn this glass of water into the best beer in the world! It'll only take a few days and it'll be totally free!"
Bill and Steve roll their eyes and say, "Linus, one of these days you're going to have to understand that the idea of free beer isn't that important."
6. Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Mouse not attached. Please left click the 'OK' button to continue
7. If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could piss in it before delivery
8. I count't find any other joke about Linux. Sorry Windows fans :D
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Some cool comics from www.xkcd.com
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| www.xkcd.com |
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| www.xkcd.com |
Some vides too:
I know that you have some other videos and jokes so leave it in comments. I will put your joke on top Linux jokes section of my blog ;)
Which joke you like best?
Cheers and have some fun ;)

Which joke you like best?
Cheers and have some fun ;)



































































